I Play Wow

I play wow
Cant nobody mess with me now
Im on a quest with my guild getting wild
Its my crowd
And im proud, screw you, im down, shut your mouth

I play wow
I play wow
I play wow
Turn it up say it loud
I play wow
I play wow
I play wow
Turn it up say it loud

Schools out works over take your face to coffee bean
I gotta get to azeroth, you luddites aint stoppin me
My equips legit, look me up in the armory
Were at war stupid buster, theres no peace or harmony
No one seems to get it, but thats alright
My girl keeps whining, complaining and starting fights
She wants to cuddle and watch movies in the candlelight
But wednesdays thru fridays are strictly raid nights
When im down or depressed, I go connect
My real friends are online fightin to the death
Moms bangin on my door come eat your eggs and bacon
Mom youre messin me up! Youre like lerooooyyy jenkinz
I call it straight dedication, you can call it crazy
You talkin stuff man, why dont you come and play me?
Im goin 22 hours, who you callin lazy?
Im pwnin noobs at pvp and my levels past 80!!!

You can say im a fanatic or even addicted
Say my habits are bad, my silly life is conflicted
But if it makes me happy, why should I quit this?
The world brings me down wow makes me uplifted
Every moment with guild is a moment I cherish
Call me a nerd, call me a geek, but im no longer embarrassed
Say im socially screwed, never have kids or a marriage
I dont live my life for money, fame or chasin your carrots
An while people like to hate discriminate and be mean
In my world we work together to defeat the lich king
Doesnt matter if your black, white, ugly or fat
Everyone be kicking boodie in the world of warcraft!!
Real life can be harsh and put me down
Tellin me I aint nothing and im on shaky ground
But I dont hear that anymore, my headphones up too loud
Im on top of the world cause, I.. Play wow!!!

Im down with the horde, im a blood elf paladin
Alliance messin with me, the humans are challengin
When you cant understand me this is what I do
Tell you get off of my channel!! Go learn your class noob!
Or better yet go play rock band with that sad guitar
And no I dont want to date your stupid avatar
Im gettin busy clockin kills in every single way
My guilds legit, come on man this aint felicia day
And who thought thered come a time where the world would see
Millions of critics and cynics who feel just like me
Were all livin in a better alternate reality
Spending all day dreaming pvp strategies!!!