Geraldine

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I could see you coming all the way 
     D
from Amarillo
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Truck stop red lips pullin' on 
   E
some nicotine
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Shining like the spokes on a brand
        D
 new El Dorado
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You're trailer park pretty, but 
        E               A
you're never gonna be Jolene


[Chorus]
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Geraldene, Geraldene
D                   A
Why you gotta be so mean
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Don't make me cause a scene now, 
E
Geraldene
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Geraldene, Geraldene
D                        A
You get 'em all on their knees
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But you can't take a man from me
Continues after the ad
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Geraldene

[Verse 2]
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If I was a man I'd make you my 
         D
Dallas Alice
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I'd put a leftover pawn shop ring 
             E
on your left hand
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You're never gonna be the 
                      D
backstage babe at the Crystal Palace
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You're too late baby, I'm the 
               A
only bitch in the band


[Chorus]
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Geraldene, Geraldene
D                   A
Why you gotta be so mean
A                                
Don't make me cause a scene now, 
E
Geraldene
A
Geraldene, Geraldene
D
You get 'em all on their knees
A                             E
But you can't take a man from me
A
Geraldene
A
Geraldene, Geraldene
D                    A
Why you got to be so mean
A                                
Don't make me cause a scene now, 
E
Geraldene
A
Geraldene, G-Geraldene (ha ha ha)
D                        A
You got 'em all on their knees
A                             E
But you can't take a man from me
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Geraldene