My Mind Is For Sale

[Intro] D

         D
Well, I heard the blinker's on

I heard we're changing lanes
                     A
I heard he likes to race
              D
I heard that six or seven words he 
likes to use
               A
Are always in bad taste
                  D
And I heard that Monday's just a 
word we say
                    Bm
Every seven times around
             A
And then we pin the tail on Tuesday

Watch those strings go up and down
    D
The elephant in the room begins to 
dance
              Bm
The cameras zoom into
     A
His mouth begins to move

Those hateful words he uses

G                        D
  I don't care for your paranoid
Am                 G
  Us against them walls
G                        D
  I don't care for your careless
 A                               G
Me first gimme gimme appetite at all

( D  Bm  A )
Continues after the ad
( D  Bm  A )

    D
And all the real estate in my mind 
is for sale
                    A
It's all been subdivided
   D
Divided into reasons why
                   Bm              
My two opposing thoughts at once 
   A
are fine
     D
The residue from the price tag

On the tip of my tongue
     Bm                    A
The words don't come they go

How many likes I gotta get

Before I know the truth

And the truth is
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Season three will be a great reason
          Bm          A
To forget all about reality's

A slippery slope

Watch the TV scream and shout it

G                        D
  I don't care for your paranoid
Am                            
Us against them fearful kind of 
   G
walls
G                        D
  I don't care for your careless
 Am                              G
Me first gimme gimme appetite at all

[Solo] D  Bm  A
       D  Bm  A

       D
Now I heard the blinker's on

I heard we're changing lanes
                       A
I heard we need more space

I heard that six or seven words are 
in bad taste
        D
It's absurd to believe that we might

Deserve anything
   Bm      A
As if its balanced in the end

And the good guys always win

G                        D
  I don't care for your paranoid
Am                            
Us against them fearful kind of 
   G
walls
G                        D
  I don't care for your careless
Am
Me first gimme gimme appetite

With the residue from the price tag

On those two opposing thoughts in my
 mind
Us against them fearful kind of 
 G
walls

[Outro] D  Am  G
        D  Am  G