D
Oh, circumcise my love for you (Wah, wah, wah, wah)
 F#7                     G           A7
It's far too vapid and aimless (Wah, wah, wah, wah)
             D
I wanna be painless (Wah, wah, wah, wah)
   F#7                G
Love soldier, I want closure (Wah, wah)
       A7
And a dollar for the bus back home

D F#7 G A7 x4

[Verse 2]
                  D
Oh, euthanize my heartbeat (Wah, wah, wah, wah)
      F#7                G            A7
As I set more in the concrete (Wah, wah, wah, wah)
              D
The deified love me (Wah, wah, wah, wah)
 F#7                G
Madonna, oh, we're far now (Wah, wah)
           A7
And you'll wanna ride the bus alone

D F#7 G A7 x4

[Bridge]
D         F#7
How can, Cupid
G                  A7
How could you be so cru-u-u-u-uel?
D        F#7
How can, Cupid
G                  A7
How could you be so?

[Verse 1]
                  D
Oh, circumcise my love for you (Wah, wah, wah, wah)
 F#7                     G           A7
It's far too vapid and aimless (Wah, wah, wah, wah)
             D
I wanna be painless (Wah, wah, wah, wah)
   F#7                G
Love soldier, I want closure (Wah, wah)
       A7
And a dollar for the bus back home