Fmaj7  C  Fmaj7  C
Fmaj7  C  Fmaj7  C


[Verse 1]
                 Fmaj7
Hey! It's been a long time
                          C
Since I've seen your name online
            Fmaj7
AIM is in a decline
                       C
Think we need a little rewind

                      Fmaj7
Drop out and learn to bartend
                                                      C
Drink and drink and drink and drink and drink 'till I say when (when!)
                        Fmaj7
Call up your mom on the payphone, 50 cents go:
C                                                              Dm7
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ri-ing!


[Chorus]
                           F
(Hello?) I'm not trying to bug you babe
               Dm7
But I just got mugged today (Really sucked!)
      Am7
And I need some money to buy candy bars

Dm7                     F
  No, I'm not trying to bug you babe (Uh-uh!)
          Dm7
But I got mugged today
      F
And I need some money to buy candy bars


[Post-Chorus]
Fmaj7            C        Fmaj7   C
      Snickers...  100 Grand...    Almond Joy...
Fmaj7           C        Fmaj7  C
     Kit Kat... Crunch...


[Verse 2]
                      Fmaj7
You would've said the same thing on the phone with your dad
       C
He was eating so he didn't pick up
           Fmaj7
You left a voicemail on his answering machine, that says:
 C
"Hey dad, dad pick up the phone please!"

Fmaj7
   Think of joining the army
          C
Sing your A-B-C-D-E-F, baby!
Fmaj7
  Ride the bus till it's empty, tug the pull string:
C                                                                         Dm7
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding (Get out!), ding, ding, di-ing!


[Chorus]
                  F
I'm not trying to bug you babe (Nuh-uh-uh!)
               Dm7
But I just got mugged today (It really sucked!)
      F
And I need some money to buy candy bars

Dm7                     F
  No, I'm not trying to bug you babe (No, no!)
              Dm7
But I did get mugged today
      F
And I need some money to buy candy bars (Hello?)

Dm7                 F
  I'm not trying to bug you babe (Nuh-uh-uh!)
               Dm7
But I just got mugged today (It really sucked!)
      Am7
And I need some money to buy candy bars

Dm7                     F
  No, I'm not trying to bug you babe (Uh-uh!)
               Dm7
But I just got mugged today
      F
And I need some money to buy candy bars (Hello?)


[Outro]
N.C.
I'm not trying to bug you babe
But I just got mugged today
And I need some money to buy candy bars

N.C.
No, I'm not trying to bug you babe
But I just got mugged today
And I need some money to buy candy bars