Peppermint

 A
Can I have a peppermint?
D
You can have a peppermint
A
That's too hot for me!
D
Bleh! Hey! Aaah!
A
I don't like the peppermint!
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D
You don't like the peppermint? (No!)
A                D
It's too spi-icy!
                             A
Well, why'd you ask me for a mint?
        D
I don't know
                       A
When did the spiciness begin?
        D
I don't know
                     A
Is it all because of me?
        D
I don't know
                     A
Am I sleeping on the couch?
Yeah