A
I got no truck with you, woman
                                 E
Always comin' over when I ain’t home
    E
You hand a buck to me baby
                                         A
Tried your luck, you tried to get in my song
     A
Oh well your mama was a bastard
                                     E
And your bastard mess all over the scene
    E
You got hassled by your daddy
                                       A
Always pitchin’ time to make you come clean



       A
You brought your turnpike ?
                                           E
Now you’re tryin’ to bring your garbage to me
   E
I got some words for your ass
                                     A
You better find somebody else up the street
    A
Two monkeys jumping on the bed
                                         E
And one fell off and hit his head on the ground
   E
The other monkey called the doctor
                                 A
Said another monkey dead on the ground