Ready Or Not

C
Someone's gonna have to explain it 
to me
    F                 C
I'm not sure what it means
   F                          
My baby's feelin' funny in the 
  C      Am
morning
             C                G   
She's havin' trouble gettin' into 
     F
her jeans
    C
Her waistline seems to be expanding
             F                     
Although she never feels like 
    C
eatin' a thing
  F                     
I guess we'll reach some 
       C       Am
understanding
        C            G           
When we see what the future will 
F
bring


  C
I met her in a crowded bar-room
             F                
One of those typical Hollywood 
 C
scenes
      F                  C
I was doing my very best Bogart
    Am           C               
But I was having trouble getting 
G        F
into her jeans.
   C
I punched an unemployed actor
  F                C
Defending her dignity
     F                         
Then he stood up and knocked me 
              C        Am
through that bar-room door
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         C         G         F
And that girl came home with me.


CHORUS I:
    F                          
Now baby's feelin' funny in the 
 C
mornin'
    Am                          C
She says she's got a lot on her mind
F                      C
Nature didn't give any warnin'
                D                
Now she's gonna have to leave her 
             G
wild ways behind
    F                           
She says she doesn't care if she 
 C
never spends
        F                          
Another night running loose on the 
C
town (she's gonna be a mother)
F                 C               
Take a look in my eyes and tell me
 Am
 brother
      C            G   F
If I look like I'm ready

      Instrumental

  C
I told her I had always lived alone
      F               C
And I probably always would
     F                   C        Am
That all I wanted was my freedom
        C                G     F
And she told me that she understood
       C
But I let her do some of my laundry
        F                  
And she slipped a few meals 
       C
in-between
    F                              
The next thing I remember, she was 
C         Am
all moved in
          C            G     
And I was buyin' her a washing 
    F
machine.


CHORUS II:
    F                          
Now baby's feeling funny in the 
 C
mornin'
    Am                          C
She says she's got a lot on her mind
F                          C
Nature didn't give her any warning
                  D              
But she's feelin' better about it 
         G
all the time
    F                        
She says she's ready for some 
 C
meaning
      F                   C
After all of her running around
F                        
Bless my soul, she's got a 
  C           Am
rock-n-roll band
         C              G        
Man, I'm thinkin' 'bout settlin' 
F
down
F                        
Bless my soul, she's got a 
  C           Am
rock-n-roll band
         C              G        
Man, I'm thinkin' 'bout settlin' 
F      C
down