Ready Or Not

E                                 
                                 A
                        E
Someone's gonna have to explain it 
to me.-- I'm not sure what it
means;

     A                             
        E          C#m
 E                   B
my baby's feeling funny in the 
morning, she's having trouble 
getting
into her jeans.

      E
   A                               
Her waistline seems to be 
  E
expanding, although she never feels 
like
eating a thing;

   A                               
         E            C#m      E
              B        A
I guess we'll reach some 
understanding when we see what the 
future
Continues after the ad
brings.


I met her in a crowded barroom, one 
of those typical Hollywood scenes;

I was doing my very best Bogart, but
 I was having trouble getting
into her jeans.
I punched an unemployed actor, 
defending her dignity;
He stood up and knocked me through 
that barroom door and that girl
came home with me.

CHORUS I:
        A                          
          E                  C#m
                            E
Now baby's feelin' funny in the 
morning, she says she's got a lot on
her mind.

A                                 E
            F#                  B
Nature didn't  give any warning, now
 she's gonna have to leave her
wild ways behind

        A                          
             E
        A                          

        E

She says she doesn't care if she 
never spends another night running
loose on the town

                                   
A                           E
                 C#m          E   
she's gonna be a mother. Take a 
            B
look in my eyes and tell me brother
if I look like I'm ready.