Red Neck Friend

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[Verse]
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Pretty little one
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How has it all begun? They're teaching you how to walk
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But you're already on the run   Little one-- What you gonna do?  Little one--Honey, it's all up 
to you


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Now your daddy's in the den shootin'up the evening news Mama's with a friend,lately she's    
been
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so confused  Little one-- Come on and take my hand I may not have the answer but I believe I got
 a plan


[Chorus]
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Honey you shake and I'll rattle and we'll roll on down the line And see if we can't get in
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     touch with a very close friend of mine
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But let me clue you in, it ain't like him
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To argue or pretend--
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Honey let me introduce you to my redneck friend


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Well they've got a little list of all those things of which they don't approve
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They've got to keep their eyes on you or you might make your move
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Little one--
         E
I really wish you would
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Little one--
            B
I think the damage would do you good.


[Chorus]
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Honey you shake and I'll rattle and we'll roll on down the line
                B
We're going to forget all about the battle
           E
It's gonna feel so fine
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'cause he's the missing link, the kitchen sink--Eleven on a scale of ten
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Honey let me introduce you to my redneck friend


[Chorus]
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Honey you shake and I'll rattle and we'll roll on down the line
             B
I'm going to try to swing you up into my saddle
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And then we'll run but you'll think we're flyin'
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Now honey don't just stand there
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Lookin' like this dream will never end
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Honey let me introduce you to my redneck friend