Punchline

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He's walking out
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Head in his hands and he's too drunk to drive
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He says out loud
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"I've been asleep at wheel my whole damn life"


[Chorus]
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What a difference a day makes
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Oh you started off thinking you were the top of your game
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You were telling jokes with the sunrise
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But by the end of the day you were looking like the punchline


[Verse 2]
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Come on now
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Why don't you spin us another great line?
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Tell us how
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You're gonna make twenty in half the time
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Fool around
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While I'm breaking my back to stay above the line


[Chorus]
F      G    Am    G    F
What a difference a day makes
                   G            Am           G  F
Oh you started of thinking you were the top of your game
                 G     Am   G     F
You were telling jokes with the sunrise
           G                                             Am
But by the end of the day you were looking like the punchline


[Verse 3]
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Oh it's a battle cry
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It's a screaming siren down the 305
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It's a wedding band
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Thrown out the window of a black sedan
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But when the fire stops burning you'll be begging me to start again


[Chorus]
F      G    Am    G    F
What a difference a day makes
                  G            Am           G  F
Oh you started of thinking you were the top of your game
                 G     Am   G     F
You were telling jokes with the sunrise
           G                                             F    C/G
But by the end of the day you were looking like the punchline


[Other]
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Hmmmmm
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Hmmm hmmm
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He says out loud
           F             C/G      Am         F
"I've been asleep at the wheel my whole damn life"