Whiskey Thinks I Am

INTRO:
NONE


CHORUS: (Acapella)
  (D)
I'm a go-getter when my whistle is wetter
  (A)
A genius in his prime
(A)
Anything you can do, I can do better
      (D)
The DaVinci of my time

       (G)
I have all of the answers to every problem
   (D)
As long as they're not mine
    (A)
When I become just half the man
                          (D)
That the whiskey thinks I am

D   D   D   D


VERSE:
     D
Woke up, rinsed off
             D
And put the eggs in the pan, put the coffee in the pot
 D                                            A
Hopped in the van, and headed for the lot at work

         A
"Hello, boss, how are you?
      A
Know I'm five minutes late, that old interstate
                                         D
Was blocked all the way on up to the avenue"

           G
He said, "Son, no excuse"
       G                                        D
Gonna give you the rest of the whole damn afternoon
        D
You're fired"

    A
So here I am, drink in my hand
 A
Trying really hard to understand
    A
Why I can't just be half the man
                          D
That the whiskey thinks I am


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CHORUS:
             D
'Cause I'm a go-getter when my whistle is wetter
   A
A genius in his prime
 A
Anything you can do, I can do better
       D
The DaVinci of my time

        G
I have all of the answers to every problem
    D
As long as they're not mine
     A
When I become just half the man
          A               D  D  D  D  D
That the whiskey thinks I am


VERSE:
        D
Hello, darlin', nice to see you
   D
I stole that line from a Conway tune
    D                                          A
But I don't mind if it helps me get closer to you

        A
Please pour us a round
        A
Put it all on my tab and fill up your glass
 A                                  D
Feel free to add more when it gets low


             G
Hey, I just lost my job
       G                                   D
But I still got one last paycheck left to use
    D
On you

    A
So here I am, drink in my hand
 A
Asking you all about your plans
 A
Hoping you'll see just half the man
          A               D
That the whiskey thinks I am


CHORUS:
             D
'Cause I'm a go-getter when my whistle is wetter
   A
A genius in his prime
 A
Anything you can do, I can do better
       D
The DaVinci of my time

        G
I have all of the answers to every problem
    D
As long as they're not mine
     A
When I become just half the man
          A               D
That the whiskey thinks I am, aw, tell 'em, Brent


INSTRUMENTAL/G  O:
G    D    A    D
G    D    A    A


CHORUS:
             D
'Cause I'm a go-getter when my whistle is wetter
   A
A genius in his prime
 A
Anything you can do, I can do better
       D
The DaVinci of my time

        G
I have all of the answers to every problem
    D
As long as they're not mine
     A
When I become just half the man
          A               D
That the whiskey thinks I am


OUTRO:
     A
When I become just half the man
          A               D  D  D
That the whiskey thinks I am

Aw, yeah
         D
Tag it, yep