It Was Only A Gypsy

(intro Bm A, Bm A7)
  Bm            A               D
I am a handsome policeman, I am 
             Em
bold and versatile
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My wife is white and beautiful 
  D          G
with breasts of alabaster
Bm           A            
When I hurry home to her she 
   D               Em
whispers with a smile
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What did you do today my big blue 
D
hero?
G         Bm
There was only a gypsy
  G              A               
A ragged, shaggy blackguard of a 
D
didicoi
G        Bm
Up to no good, I did what I should
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A little physical persuasion and 
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he passed on by.
    Bm           A            D  
But now I grow impatient to enjoy
           Em
 her juicy beauty
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I searched for the rising rhythms 
         D          G
of those breasts of alabaster
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Bm                 A             
No, she cries pray tell me what 
   D            Em
you did today on duty
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Tell me more about this hairy gypsy.
G      Bm
It was only a gypsy
  G              A               
A ragged, shaggy blackguard of a 
D
didicoi
G        Bm
Up to no good, I did what I should
         G           A            
A little physical persuasion and 
  D      A  D    Bm A, Bm A7
he passed on by.
    Bm             A              
But tell me pretty darling, will 
   D               Em
you tell me in your turn
    G                       A     
Who placed those fresh wild 
          D          G
flowers in your breasts of 
alabaster?
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And when you smile between your 
              D              Em
teeth still wedged do I discern
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A sprig of whisker from another?s 
D
moustache?
G      Bm
It was only a gypsy, she sighed
  G              A               
A ragged, shaggy blackguard of a 
D
didicoi
G        Bm
Up to no good, I did what I could
         G           A            
A little physical persuasion and 
  D      A  D
he passed on by.
G      Bm
It was only a gypsy boy
  G              A               
A ragged, shaggy blackguard of a 
D
didicoi-i-i
G        Bm
Up to no good, I did what I could
         G           A            
A little physical persuasion and 
  D      A  D
he passed on by.
D
Between her breasts a hedgerow 
nosegay, in between her teeth a 
tell-tale whisker,
A7                    D
The house is full of clothes pegs.