Our Dog

G7   = 353433   E  = 022100   F     
Am   = x02210   G  = 355433   C7    
= 133211
= x32310
Am/G = 302210   C  = x32010   E/B   

= x22100

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[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
                         Dm
You haven't got a bloody clue,
               E                 
You never ever do the things that 
        Am       Am/G Am
proper dogs do,
                      Dm
Like finding your way home,
                   G               
Or what to do with bones, as proper
 C         Csus2 C
 dogs do,
    F            E               
You walk in your sleep, you feel 
Am         C7
worried by sheep,
    F
Oh, Jesus Christ,
           E                  
I've never ever known a dog as 
 Am       Am/G Am
clueless as   you

[Verse 2]
                         Dm
You haven't got a bloody clue,
                 E                 
If I threw you a stick you'd bring 
          Am
me back a lampshade,
Am/G  Am                   
           You stare at empty 
   Dm
chairs,
                     G         
When there is no one there, you 
               C      Csus2 C
listen to the radio,
    F            E               
You sniff ladies frocks, and the 
Am          C7
crotches of clergymen,
F
Jesus Christ,
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           E                  
I've never ever known a dog as 
 Am      Am/G Am
clueless as  you

[Verse 3]
             Dm7 G7    C          
But, you are so  nice,  ...oh, so 
E/B
nice,
    F           E             Am 
You bark at the darkness, you 
         C7
fart at our parties,
            Dm7 G7    C           
But, you're so  nice,   ...oh, so 
E/B
nice,
F            E         Am    
Visitors who visit us, visit us   
Am/G Am
twice

[Verse 4]
                         Dm
You haven't got a bloody clue,
                E               
I know no other dog that's got a 
           Am       Am/G Am
favourite handbag,
                       Dm
You've got no sense of smell,
                G               
You cannot even tell a policeman 
        C           Csus2 C
from a lamp post,
    F             E             
You sleep and you eat, and, God 
Am              C7
knows, you ex - crete,
    F
Oh, Jesus Christ,
           E                  
I've never ever known a dog as 
 Am       Am/G Am
clueless as   you

[Verse 5]
            Dm7 G7    C          
But you are so  nice,  ...oh, so 
E/B
nice,
F            E              Am  
Burglars a - dore you, they come
          C7
 back for more of you,
Dm7 G7    C          E/B
So  nice,  ...ah, so nice,
F            E          Am     
Burglars who burgle us, burgle 
Am/G Am
us   twice

[Verse 6]
                         Dm
You haven't got a bloody clue,
                  E              
I couldn't give a toss, because I 
        Am       Am/G Am
rather like it,
                  Dm
I couldn't give a toss,
                   G            
Because you do not do the things 
             C       Csus2 C
that proper dogs do,
          F               E
You don't bite, you don't fight,
         Am         C7
There is no kind of spite about you,
F                        E
Jesus Christ, I'm pretty sure,
                    Am       Am/G 
Would love a dog as clueless as   
Am
you

[Verse 7]
                Dm7 G7    C      
Because you are so nice,  ...ah, 
   E/B
so nice,
   F            E          
No howling, nor prowling, or 
  Am           C7
scowling, no growling,
     Dm7  G7    C          E/B
Just so   nice,  ...oh, so nice,
F          E             Am      
People who think of you, think of
 Am/G  Am
 you   twice


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(Additional verse sometimes used)

[Verse 8]
        Dm7 G7    C      E/B
You are so  nice,  ...so nice,
   F             E           
So senseless and weak, so de - 
  Am            C7
fenceless and meek,
           Dm7 G7     C       E/B
But you're so  nice,    ...so nice,
F          E           Am        
Jesus will have you in his par - 
Am/G  Am
a   - dise