Our Dog

G7   = 353433   E  = 022100   F     = 133211
Am   = x02210   G  = 355433   C7    = x32310
Am/G = 302210   C  = x32010   E/B   = x22100

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[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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You haven't got a bloody clue,
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You never ever do the things that proper dogs do,
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Like finding your way home,
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Or what to do with bones, as proper dogs do,
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You walk in your sleep, you feel worried by sheep,
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Oh, Jesus Christ,
           E                   Am       Am/G Am
I've never ever known a dog as clueless as   you

[Verse 2]
                         Dm
You haven't got a bloody clue,
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If I threw you a stick you'd bring me back a lampshade,
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           You stare at empty chairs,
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When there is no one there, you listen to the radio,
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You sniff ladies frocks, and the crotches of clergymen,
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Jesus Christ,
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           E                   Am      Am/G Am
I've never ever known a dog as clueless as  you

[Verse 3]
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But, you are so  nice,  ...oh, so nice,
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You bark at the darkness, you fart at our parties,
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But, you're so  nice,   ...oh, so nice,
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Visitors who visit us, visit us   twice

[Verse 4]
                         Dm
You haven't got a bloody clue,
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I know no other dog that's got a favourite handbag,
                       Dm
You've got no sense of smell,
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You cannot even tell a policeman from a lamp post,
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You sleep and you eat, and, God knows, you ex - crete,
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Oh, Jesus Christ,
           E                   Am       Am/G Am
I've never ever known a dog as clueless as   you

[Verse 5]
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But you are so  nice,  ...oh, so nice,
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Burglars a - dore you, they come back for more of you,
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So  nice,  ...ah, so nice,
F            E          Am     Am/G Am
Burglars who burgle us, burgle us   twice

[Verse 6]
                         Dm
You haven't got a bloody clue,
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I couldn't give a toss, because I rather like it,
                  Dm
I couldn't give a toss,
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Because you do not do the things that proper dogs do,
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You don't bite, you don't fight,
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There is no kind of spite about you,
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Jesus Christ, I'm pretty sure,
                    Am       Am/G Am
Would love a dog as clueless as   you

[Verse 7]
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Because you are so nice,  ...ah, so nice,
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No howling, nor prowling, or scowling, no growling,
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Just so   nice,  ...oh, so nice,
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People who think of you, think of you   twice


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(Additional verse sometimes used)

[Verse 8]
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You are so  nice,  ...so nice,
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So senseless and weak, so de - fenceless and meek,
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But you're so  nice,    ...so nice,
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Jesus will have you in his par - a   - dise