Sister Josephine
Jake Thackray
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G Bm C Oh, Sister Josephine, what doG all these policemen meanEm Am By coming to the convent in a grimD D7 G limousine, after Sister Josephine?D G Bm While you, Sister Josephine, youC G sit with your boots upon the altar screenEm Am D You smoke one last cigar - what aD7 G funny nun you are!Bm The policemen say that Josephine'sEm a burglar in disguiseBm Big bad Norman, fifteen years onEm the runBm The Sisters disbelieve it no thatEm can't be JosephineBm Just think about her tendernessA7 Ddim D7 towards the younger nuns.G Bm Oh, Sister Josephine, they'reC G searching the chapel where you've been seenEm The nooks and the crannies of theAm D D7 nuns' canteen after SisterG Josephine.Continúa después del anuncioD G Bm While you Sister Josephine, youC G sip one farewell BenedictineEm Am D Before your au revoir - a rightD7 G funny nun you are!Bm Admittedly her hands are big andEm Bm hairy and embellished with aEm curious tattooBm Em Admittedly her voice is on the deep sideBm And she seems to shave more oftenA Ddim D7 than the other Sisters do.G Bm C Oh, Sister Josephine, founder ofG the convent pontoon teamEm They're looking through yourAm bundles of rare magazinesD D7 G After Sister Josephine.G Bm While you, Sister Josephine, youC G give a goodbye sniff of benzedrineEm Am D To the convent budgerigar - aD7 G bloody funny nun you are!Bm No longer will her snores ringEm through the chapel during prayersBm Nor her lustful moaning fill theEm stille nightBm No more empty bottles of altar wineEm come clunking from her cellBm No longer will the cloister toiletD A7 Ddim D7 seat stand up - right.G Bm C Oh, Sister Josephine, slippingG through their fingers like VaselineEm Am Leaving them to clutch your emptyD D7 G crinoline, after Sister Josephine.D G Bm While you Sister Josephine,C sprinting through the suburbs whenG last seenEm Dressed only in your wimple andAm your rosaryD Eb F G A right funny nun you seem to be.