Jax Toy (feat. Michael Kovach & Amanda Hufford)

Are you really still here watchin' that YouTube Kids slop?
Man, I really thought people would have better taste nowadays
Maybe you could waste your time doin' something mature, like taxes?
But I know you won't

What's got you fuming, buddy?
What's got you raging, dude?
Did something piss you off?
You better learn to cope soon
This place eats toast for breakfast
You'll need some thicker skin
'Cause if you're angry, now
Imagine how you'll feel when

You check your bedroom and it's crawling with snakes (ugh, Jax)
When every step you take's a face full of rakes
When even seats are threatening a certain sound
You're entertainment, who even needs a clown?

(Don't you have any other way of entertainin' yourself that doesn't involve torturin' people?)
No

Get your Jax toy, get a little laugh, boy
So you're not down to clown? Well, I won't let that get me down
I'm your Jax toy, have a little laugh, boy
I'd say I'm sorry, but it's not that kind of party

(Jax toy, Jax toy, Jax) (woo)
(Jax toy, J-J-Jax toy) (turn it up)
(Jax toy, Jax toy, Jax toy)
(Jax toy, Jax toy, Jax)

Wait, please give me a second
So, let me get this straight
The mini jester thinks there's a solution to our fate?

Wait, wait, let's hear her out
Got nothing here but time
Just let us in on what will save us here? We missed a sign?
You hear that, audience? You're in for a show
We're breaking numbers, but we're suffering though
And as you chuckle on your side of the screen
I think I'll join you, giving a little beam

What is it? Are you crying from the jab to the side?
Can't handle snide comments
Looking to confide in Ragatha?
Good luck with that to ya
I'm giving gold to those
Misfortunate enough to end up in a circus
From a rancid purchase of a headset
Just my luck, had gone and cursed us
You wanna smile and ease your mind?
Then lighten up, so says my sign

(Caine, I think your stupid boombox is busted)

Get your Jax toy, get a little laugh, boy
So you're not down to clown? Well, I won't let that get me down
I'm your Jax toy, have a little laugh, boy
I'd say I'm sorry, but it's not that kind of party

(Jax toy, Jax toy, Jax) that's me (woo)
(Jax toy, J-J-Jax toy) I'll keep you company (turn it up)
(Jax toy, Jax toy, Jax toy) still me
(Jax toy, Jax toy, Jax)

Sorry you couldn't make it the show, buddy
We missed you
Hopefully next time