E|--------------------------| B|--------------------------| G|-7/9-9------7/9-9~~~\-----| x2 D|-7/9-9--5-7-7/9-9~~~\-----| A|-5/7-7--5-7-5/7-7~~~\-----| E|--------3-5---------------| [Verse 1] When I became of age my mama sat me down E|------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------| G|-7/9-9--7--------------7/9-9-9~~~\--------| D|-7/9-9--7-7~~~\--------7/9-9-9~~~\--------| A|-5/7-7--5-7~~~\--------5/7-7-7~~~\--------| E|----------5~~~\---------------------------| Said "Son, you're growin' up, it's time you look around" E|------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------| G|-7/9-9--7--------------7/9-9-9~~~\--------| D|-7/9-9--7-7~~~\--------7/9-9-9~~~\--------| A|-5/7-7--5-7~~~\--------5/7-7-7~~~\--------| E|----------5~~~\---------------------------| So I began to notice some things I hadn't seen before E|------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------| G|-7/9-9--7--------------7/9-9-9~~~\--------| D|-7/9-9--7-7~~~\--------7/9-9-9~~~\--------| A|-5/7-7--5-7~~~\--------5/7-7-7~~~\--------| E|----------5~~~\---------------------------| That's what brought me here knockin' on your back door E|------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------| G|-7/9-9--7--------------7/9-9-9~~~\--------| D|-7/9-9--7-7~~~\--------7/9-9-9~~~\--------| A|-5/7-7--5-7~~~\--------5/7-7-7~~~\--------| E|----------5~~~\---------------------------| Oh, yeah E|-----------------------| B|-----------------------| G|-9~~~-7----7----7-9~~~-| D|-9~~~-7-7--7-7--7-9~~~-| A|-7~~~-5-7--5-7--5-7~~~-| E|--------5----5---------| [Verse 2] A closet queen, the bus stop's dream, she wants to shake my hand E|--------------------------| B|--------------------------| G|-7/9-9------7/9-9~~~\-----| D|-7/9-9--5-7-7/9-9~~~\-----| A|-5/7-7--5-7-5/7-7~~~\-----| E|--------3-5---------------| I don't want to be there, she decides she can E|--------------------------| B|--------------------------| G|-7/9-9------7/9-9~~~\-----| D|-7/9-9--5-7-7/9-9~~~\-----| A|-5/7-7--5-7-5/7-7~~~\-----| E|--------3-5---------------| It's Apple Dan, he's just the man to pick fruit off your branches E|------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------| G|-7/9-9--7--------------7/9-9-9~~~\--------| D|-7/9-9--7-7~~~\--------7/9-9-9~~~\--------| A|-5/7-7--5-7~~~\--------5/7-7-7~~~\--------| E|----------5~~~\---------------------------| I can't sleep, and we can't keep this cattle on my ranches E|------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------| G|-7/9-9--7--------------7/9-9-9~~~\--------| D|-7/9-9--7-7~~~\--------7/9-9-9~~~\--------| A|-5/7-7--5-7~~~\--------5/7-7-7~~~\--------| E|----------5~~~\---------------------------| Oh, yeah E|-----------------------| B|-----------------------| G|-9~~~-7----7----7-9~~~-| D|-9~~~-7-7--7-7--7-9~~~-| A|-7~~~-5-7--5-7--5-7~~~-| E|--------5----5---------| [Pre Verse] E|--------------------------| B|--------------------------| G|-7/9-9------7/9-9~~~\-----| x2 D|-7/9-9--5-7-7/9-9~~~\-----| A|-5/7-7--5-7-5/7-7~~~\-----| E|--------3-5---------------| [Verse 3] It's too strong, something's wrong and I guess I lost the feelin' E|------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------| G|-7/9-9--7--------------7/9-9-9~~~\--------| D|-7/9-9--7-7~~~\--------7/9-9-9~~~\--------| A|-5/7-7--5-7~~~\--------5/7-7-7~~~\--------| E|----------5~~~\---------------------------| I don't mind the games you play, but I don't like your dealin' E|------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------| G|-7/9-9--7--------------7/9-9-9~~~\--------| D|-7/9-9--7-7~~~\--------7/9-9-9~~~\--------| A|-5/7-7--5-7~~~\--------5/7-7-7~~~\--------| E|----------5~~~\---------------------------| God looked bad, the luck's been had and there's nothin' left to smoke E|------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------| G|-7/9-9--7--------------7/9-9-9~~~\--------| D|-7/9-9--7-7~~~\--------7/9-9-9~~~\--------| A|-5/7-7--5-7~~~\--------5/7-7-7~~~\--------| E|----------5~~~\---------------------------| Will I be back tomorrow for the punchline of the joke? E|------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------| G|-7/9-9--7--------------7/9-9-9~~~\--------| D|-7/9-9--7-7~~~\--------7/9-9-9~~~\--------| A|-5/7-7--5-7~~~\--------5/7-7-7~~~\--------| E|----------5~~~\---------------------------| [Outro] E|-----------------------| B|-----------------------| G|-9~~~-7----7----7-9~~~-| D|-9~~~-7-7--7-7--7-9~~~-| A|-7~~~-5-7--5-7--5-7~~~-| E|--------5----5---------| ************************************ | / Slide up | \ Slide Down | ~ Vibrato