A7           D7  A7              D7
I gave a party, I said you could come
A7                  D7        A7       Bm7     Cm6  A7/C#
You showed up at my door with all your leathers on
A7            D7
I said, “This must be wrong,      it can't be right.
A/E                                 F#7    C#m7/G#   Am6
How can you make love to me dressed up for a fight?
F#7     B7                E7sus4
Pick me up off the floor. No more, 'cause you surely can't be mine.”

[Verse 2]

A7        D7    A7         D7
A7        D7    A7         D7
Religion came, almost overnight
A7                D7         A7        A7/C#
You were the high priest and I was the sacrifice
              D7
I said, “This must be wrong, this can't be right
A/E                           F#7  C#m7/G#   Am6
Take off your stupid robe and put down your knife!
F#7    B7                            E7                           A7
These ropes are getting' tight, all right, you surely can't be mine.”

[Verse 3]

A7               D7    A7                 D7
I come home half dead, late on a Saturday night
A7               D7                     A7              D7
You stand on the bed and tell me you're learning to fly
D7
I said, “Take off your boots, take off your cape,
A/E                           F#7
Throw away your long johns, I ain't no Lois Lane,
         B7                     E7sus4                        A7
Before I get my kryptonite. All right, you surely can't be mine.”

[Verse 4]

A7        D7    A7         D7
A7              D7        A7            D7
I was ready for love, big brass bed and all
A7               D7                    A7                   D7
I was ready for love, you said, “Let's talk about the war.”
D7
I said, “What war? What war?
A/E                               F#7
Take off your shoes and don't you worry me no more.
   B7                         E7sus4                    D7  C6 F7  A
I ain't no fly by night. All right. You surely can't be mine.”