Said No One Ever

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[Verse 1]
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Wish you'd talk more about yourself (said no one ever)
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Treat me to a motel (said no one ever)
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Show me your prison cell (said no one ever)
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Yeah, love is always real on reality TV
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Sucks to be rich (said no one ever)
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Oh, I love politics (said no one ever)
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Make the beat more slick (said no one ever)
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My Heisman and my Grammy came so damn easy

[Chorus]
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I, I don't need your love and affection
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Your undivided attention when we're together (we're together)
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I, I don't need to be your one and only, I'm happier when I'm lonely
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Don't want love to last forever

Said no one ever
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Said no one ever
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Said no one ever

Said no one ever
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Said no one ever


[Verse 2]
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Bring back the payphone, wait
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Who are The Rolling Stones? (said no one ever)

More Drakkar cologne (said no one ever)
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Yeah, everybody here can't wait for Monday

[Chorus]
Eb         Ab                 Eb
I, I don't need your love and affection
     Ab        Cm             Ab              Eb
Your undivided attention when we're together (we're together)
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I, I don't need to be your one and only, I'm happier when I'm lonely
      Ab                   Eb
Don't want love to last forever

Said no one ever
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Said no one ever
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Said no one ever

Said no one ever
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Said no one ever


[Bridge]
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I wish you'd kiss me less, leave me hanging by a thread
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Leave my heart in a mess, said no one ever

No one ever


[Chorus]
Eb         Ab                 Eb
I, I don't need your love and affection
     Ab        Cm             Ab              Eb
Your undivided attention when we're together (we're together)
Eb         Ab                      Eb        Ab               Cm
I, I don't need to be your one and only, I'm happier when I'm lonely
      Ab                   Eb
Don't want love to last forever

Said no one ever
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Said no one ever
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Said no one ever

Said no one ever
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Said no one ever


[Otro]
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Wish you'd talk more about yourself (said no one ever)
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Treat me to a motel  (said no one ever)

Show me your prison cell  (said no one ever)
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Said no one ever,     whatever (hold)