Bm   F#m A  E

        Bm
I was perched outside in the pouring rain
F#m 
Trying to make myself a sail
          A
Then I'll float to you my darlin'
        E
With the evening on my tail
( A )                        Bm
Although not the most honest means of travel
F#m 
It gets me there nonetheless
A
I'm a heartless man at worst, babe
E                               ( A )
And a helpless one at best


            Bm
Darling I'll bathe your skin
        F#m
I'll even wash your clothes
              A                                 E
Just give me some candy, before I go
Bm
Oh, darling I'll kiss your eyes
F#m
And lay you down on your rug
                A
Just give me some candy
        E
After my heart


Bm
Oh I'm often false explaining
F#m
But to her it plays out all the same
A
And although I'm left defeated
E
It get's held against my name
                 ( B )                  Bm
I know you got plenty to offer me baby
                        F#m
But I guess I've taken quite enough
                A
Well I'm some stain there on your bed sheet
           E                               ( A )
You're my diamond in the rough


Bm
Darling I'll bathe your skin
        F#m
I'll even wash your clothes
              A                                 E
Just give me some candy, before I go
Bm
Oh, darling I'll kiss your eyes
F#m
And lay you down on your rug
                A
Just give me some candy
        E
After my heart


Bm F#m  A  E

  Bm
Darling I'll bathe your skin
        F#m
I'll even wash your clothes
                        A               E
Just give me some candy, before I go


D               A
Oh I'll be there waiting for you
D               A
Oh I'll be there waiting for you
D               F#m
Oh I'll be there waiting for you
D               A
Oh I'll be there waiting for you


D                       A
All the cheap and the sugary philosophies
D                       A
Have got me on the fence just waiting and waiting
D                       F#m
All the angels and their halos
                                                A
All of them have got me waiting and waiting