Dinosaur

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Hey man, them ain't high-heeled 
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sneakers
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And they sure don't look like 
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cowboys boots
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And that ain't rock 'n' roll that 
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you're playin'...
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It sure ain't country, rhythm, or 
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blues.

[Pre-Chorus]
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Well you sang a song about makin' 
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love to your drummer.
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Those gay guitar pickers don't 
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turn me on.
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And we don't all get in to Donna 
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Summers,
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Would you happen to know any old 
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Hank Williams songs?

[Chorus]
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- Cause you see, I'm a di - - 
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nosaur,
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I should've died out a lo - - ng 
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time before.
      A        G    A    D  D/C#
Have pity on a di - - nosaur.
  D/B

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Just give me my hat, excuse me, 
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ma'am but, where's the door? -

[Verse 2]
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It used to be, we had alot of fun 
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in this old hangout.
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We'd get stoned by the jukebox and
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 stay outta fights.
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Yeah, and now and then we'd light a
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 little smoke in the truck out back.
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Aw, a little of bit of ole Jim 
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Beam and we'd get right.

[Pre-Chorus]
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But these flashin' lights sure 
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make me dizzy,
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And this disco's very strange to 
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my ears.
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Well it looks like they've turned 
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the Wormy Dog into a spaceship
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And I'm leavin' just as soon as I 
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finish ten beers.

[Chorus]
                       G    
- Cause you see, I'm a di - - 
A    D  D/C#  D/B
nosaur,
             A          G      
I should've died out a lo - - ng 
   A     D  D/C#  D/B
time before.
      A        G    A    D  D/C#
Have pity on a di - - nosaur.
  D/B

                 G             
Just give me my hat, excuse me, 
   A                     D
ma'am but, where's the door?
                  G  A            
Just give us our hats, excuse me, 
  G  A                  D
ma'am but, where's the door?