G
Cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts
    C                        G
Are two things that stay the same
                                      D
So when the world starts spinnin' and your head hurts
        C                                    G
There's cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts

[Verse 1]
          C
Yeah, the shade tree mechanic is a dinosaur
          G
You can't cuss, you can't smoke or spit on the floor
          C
And don't hit on a woman, 'cause she might sue
    D
You can't buy beer in this state past two

[Chorus]
         G
But that cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts
    C                        G
Are two things that stay the same
                                      D
So when the world starts spinnin' and your head hurts
        C                                    G
There's cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts

[Verse 2]
          C
Well, now Buddha is legal but Jesus ain't
    G
The saints are all sinners and the sinners are saints
     C
It's not how you play, it's the final score
     D
They don't show "M*A*S*H" on the tube anymore

[Chorus]
         G
But that cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts
    C                        G
Are two things that stay the same
                                      D
So when the world starts spinnin' and your head hurts
        C                                    G
There's cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts

[Instrumental]
C  G  C  D
G  C  G  D  C  G

[Verse 3]
        C
And now lovers usually leave at the drop of a ring
    G
And Daddy doesn't smile when a mockingbird sings
    C
The kids are in school, but they're all packing guns
    D
The losers live forever and the good die young

[Chorus]
         G
But that cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts
    C                        G
Are two things that stay the same
                                      D
So when the world starts spinnin' and your head hurts
        C                                    G
There's cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts

[Verse 4]
        C
Now the stars are all fallin' out of the sky
    G
The doors are all locked and the bottle is dry
   C
So pass me a chew and I'll sing you a song
             D
If there's a problem with that, we can get it on

[Chorus]
            G
'Cause that cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts
    C                        G
Are two things that stay the same
                                      D
So when the world starts spinnin' and your head hurts
        C
There's cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts
C                                    G
Cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts