Whiskey Would Be Risky

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As I walk into this honkytonk bad luck showed up again
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in the form of my old lady in the arms of my best friend.
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She said "Darlin, oh my darlin won't you take me back
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again"  I said leave me hear to smoke my mind alone
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where I stand.

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So I rolled a smoke and I made a joke
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and I smoked a little sin.  Cause whiskey would be risky
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in the state of mind I'm in.
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So I sailed down to Mexico bad luck showed up again,
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in the form of Los Banditos with their rifles in their
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hands.  Los Banditos, Los Banditos take the money from
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my hand.  Just leave me here to smoke my mind, alone in
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the sand.

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So I rolled a smoke and I made a joke
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and I smoked a little sin.  Cause whiskey would be risky
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in the state of mind I'm in.  Yeah whiskey would be risky
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in the state of mind I'm in.  Los Banditos came and took
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the money from my hand.  Yeah liquer would be quicker
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if I didn't have you old friend.  Cause whiskey would be
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risky in the state of mind I'm in.
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As I crawled across the border, bad luck showed up again
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in the form of Federalis with their pistols drawn again.
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Federalis, Federalis no I won't come back again, just
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leave me with some whiskey oh and leave me one last sin.

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So I rolled a smoke and I made a joke
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and I smoked a little sin.  Cause whiskey would be risky
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in the state of mind I'm in.
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Yeah whiskey would be risky in the state of mind I'm in.
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Federalis came and took away all my sin.  Yeah liquer
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would be quicker if I didn't have you old friend.  Cause
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whiskey would be risky in the state of mind I'm in.

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Now my song is almost done and it's the morning after.
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As I woke up this morning, bad luck showed up again in
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the form of empty poskets, no more woman no more sin.
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Whiskey oh dear whiskey you're still my favorite friend.
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Cause liqueor would be quicker in the state of mind I'm
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in.