Cannabis College

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(verse 1)
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Registration starts at 8, don't be 
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late or else
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That's 8 as in the evening time, 
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classes begin around 9 or 12
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We'll study each and every flower, 
per credit hour
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Then all devour a box of krispy 
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kreme

(pre-chorus)
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So if you grow your knowledge tree
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hydroponically
Then come with me, it is, it is, it 
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is, to cannabis college

(chorus)
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La la laa laa la la la laa
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La la laa laa la la la laa
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La la laa laa la la la laa
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La la laa laa la la la laa

(verse 2)
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Instead of writing boring papers
You'll be rolling all your tests and
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 all your quizzes
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You'll be curing common glaucoma, 
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convinced that you're acing physics
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You'll be setting quite a fine 
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example, coring apples and carving 
cans
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You passed your first exam

(pre-chorus)
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So if you take your notes and tokes
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Of signals made of smoke
No joke it is, off you go to 
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cannabis college
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And in the basement lavatory 
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they're teaching short-term memory
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Can anybody tell me where they're 
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teaching short-term memory?

(chorus)
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La la laa laa la la la laa
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La la laa laa la la la laa
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La la laa laa la la la laa
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La la laa laa la la la laa

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(verse 3)
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Tell me have you met professor 
chong, he's been here who knows how 
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long
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His lectures often cover all the 
classics, from northern cal to 
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oregon
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Throughout the days it's dr dre from
 the payphone era
Of the dark side of the moon, and 
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it's purple haze
And some random acid tracks by 
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patrick boone

(pre-chorus)
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With thc, phds, a ba in euphoria
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Avoid the military, minoring in 
paranoia
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Job offers aplenty we got our gpas 
at 4 point 20
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  get the blunted edge, a 
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certificate that says
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I made it through college

(chorus)
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La la laa laa la la la laa
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La la laa laa la la la laa
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La la laa laa la la la laa
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La la laa laa la la la laa

(repeat chorus until end)