Everyone Is Smiling

Charlie, Charlie, Charlie
All of your thoughts and feelings are wrong
Charlie the Unicorn
Have a seat, please make yourself at home
Charlie the Unicorn
What are you doing inside of my house!?

Everyone is smiling
But you have a frown
Everyone is happy
Yet you're feeling down
That means the problem is inside your head
Or maybe the issue is your heart is dead

I don't know
How to deal with you
When you're like this

Charlie the Unicorn
Please come in! Seat anywhere you'd like
Charlie the Unicorn
Not the good chair, get off of it you fool!

Happiness is easy and quick to obtain
Sadness is just failure by some other name
If you let misery in it will spread
Which means it's your fault everytime you feel dread
Just stop feeling dread
So there can be good times ahead!