La La Land

Welcome back to the land of r-reality
Wait, let's get it again with a little more personality

Welcome back to the land of r-reality
Great now, say I want the world to see the real me
Don't eat, don't sleep, stay healthy

And it isn't in the budget to get a ticket for your family
I heard they hired us our own attorney
No conflict of interest there, don't you worry

Look over there at the Hollywood sign
Sign, sign right there on the dotted line
Pretend you're dating, it's great for ratings
Look into the camera, America's waiting

Everything ain't always what it seems
In the La La Land that you see on your screen
Everything ain't always what it seems
In the La La Land of reality

I feel a little under the weather
We got a pill from Beverly Hills that'll make you feel better
No such thing as a winner or a loser
Everyone's a winner said Every producer

It ain't our call, it's America's honey
It's not our decision, but your time is our money
We need more energy, we need more ratings
Dance for the camera, America's waiting

Everything ain't always what it seems
In the La La Land that you see on your screen
Everything ain't always what it seems
In the La La Land of reality
In the La La Land of reality

Lights and camera
Cut, that's me, just like that like one, two, three
Take all of your clothes off please

We're gonna need 'em back for the finale
Someone call security, and escort her out to the street
You should probably call an Uber, it might be hard to get a taxi (taxi, taxi, taxi)

Everything ain't always what it seems
In the La La Land that you see on your screen
Everything ain't always what it seems
In the La La Land of reality
In the La La Land of reality