Zombieland (feat. HARDY)

F#
We'll be laughin' when the
D#m
Walmarts hit the fan
      G#m
While everyone is walkin' dead
C#             F#
We'll run zombieland

     F#
When I was in the fifth grade

A kid named Walker (yeah)
D#m
Punched me in the gut

Then he shoved me in a locker
G#m
One day, I'll be wearin' me a

Ear-to-ear grin
          C#
When he's bangin' on the door screamin'

"Let me in!"

   F#
My ex best friend

Let's call her "Regina"
         D#m
Talked a lot of trash about me

Back in middle school theater
   G#m
So when she's beggin' for the

Aquafina in my freezer
     C#
I'ma feed it to the dead and

Then I think I'll watch 'em eat her 'cause

    F#
You should have never fucked with my boy
    D#m
You should have never fucked with my girl
       G#m
You're all out of luck

'Cause you're about to be so
C#
Fucked at the end of the world

        F#
I can't wait for the apocalypse
       D#m
'Cause I know we survive
G#m
Doomsday sounds ridiculously fun
C#                       F#
When we're the only ones alive

Baby, it's you and me verse
D#m
All these brain-dead NPC's
         G#m
When the box we created and

The aliens invade us
           C#
It's gonna be a pretty funny scene
   F#
So bring on the earthquakes

Bring on the floods
D#m
I ain't afraid of nothin' because
G#m
Darlin', we'll be just fiine
             C#
When my apocalypse are yours and
                    F#
Your apocalypse are mine

We'll be laughin' when the
D#m
Walmarts hit the fan
          G#m
And while everyone is walkin' dead
C#                F#
We'll run zombieland

F#
I feel bad for your ex-girlfriend
      D#m
"This bunker's full, sorry, Kate"
G#m
I feel bad for your ex-boyfriend
  C#
I think his name was "Zombie-bait"
       F#
I feel bad for the girl

Who left you all alone
       D#m
'Cause I'ma save the dog

But the owner’s on her own
       G#m
I feel bad for the dude who

Broke your heart
               C#
'Cause there's only room for

Two on this arc

        F#
I'll be on my "I Am Legend" ship
D#m
You'll be the Will to my Smith
                                     G#m
You're the Smith to my Wesson, on my hip

On my arm, you're the armor to my 'geddon
C#
I don't know what everybody's dreadin'

        F#
I can't wait for the apocalypse
       D#m
'Cause I know we survive
G#m                          C#
Doomsday sounds ridiculously fun
                         F#
When we're the only ones alive

Baby, it's you and me verse
D#m
All these brain-dead NPC's
         G#m
When the box we created and the aliens invade us
           C#
It's gonna be a pretty funny scene
   F#
So bring on the earthquakes

Bring on the floods
D#m
I ain't afraid of nothin' because
G#m
Darlin', we'll be just fine
             C#                  F#
When my apocalypse are yours and

Your apocalypse are mine
F#
We'll be laughin' when the
D#m
Walmarts hit the fan
          G#m
And while everyone is walkin' dead
C#             F#
We'll run zombieland