• A#m
  • Am
  • B
  • B7
  • Bb
  • C7
  • Em
  • Fm
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Em The class is on a school trip, the
B Em journey’s taking long
Am Em It’s time for refreshments, but
Am B something has gone wrong!
Em Am The teacher’s got a cardboard box
Em with drinks in
Am Bb B7 Is that what I think it is?? [Chorus]
Em Calypso, Calypso
Am Get that filthy drink away from me
B7 Calypso, Calypso
Em Water, sugar and E163 Calypso, Calypso
Am Poison in a carton, child abuse
B7 Calypso, Calypso
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Em Am Em Curiously orange plastic juice [Verse 2]
Em B The cup is corrugated, the straw
Em is red and thin
Am But which is the sharp end so I can
B put it in?
Em Am I guess the first taste isn’t
Em quite so bad
Am Bb B7 But plastic waits at the end [Chorus]
Em Calypso, Calypso
Am Get that filthy drink away from me
B7 Calypso, Calypso
Em Water, sugar and E163 Calypso, Calypso
Am Poison in a carton, child abuse
B7 Calypso, Calypso
Em Am Em Curiously orange plastic juice
Fm Calypso, Calypso
A#m Made in Hemel Hempstead, did you know?
C7 Calypso, Calypso
Fm Not to be confused with “Calippo” Calypso, Calypso
A#m Shouldn’t be allowed in schools today
C7 Calypso, Calypso Come to think of it, do they still
Fm even make it anyway?
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