Chained To A Radiator

G
Had a very dodgy night last night I don’t remember much about it
D
And from the looks of things it looks as if I really could have gone without it
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Started to go wrong when this girl offered me her beer
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Then she leaned over and whispered let’s get out of here
Am
Here I am hours later
D                G
Chained to a radiator

G
I swear there’s something wrong about the beer it had a weird effect upon me
D
I don’t know why I felt like doing everything that everybody told me
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Sternly she looked at me and said let’s go to your place
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I’d have done just about anything for such a face
Am
But now I think I hate her
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Chained to a radiator

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We both went upstairs to the bedroom and there she did something quite strange
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She took out some jangly handcuffs and said do you like playing games
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The beer had now taken me over couldn’t say no anymore
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She put all my stuff in her bag said thanks and walked out of the door.

G
I’ve lost all feeling in my hand it’s hanging loosely like a flower petal
D
My arse is hurting and my back is feeling rigid up against the metal
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Starting to wonder if anyone will find me here
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Maybe should think about getting food and water near
Am
I’ll call the office later
D            G
Chained to a radiator