Come live with us in the palace
There's a room waiting for you
Come on, come on, come on
Just let us adore you
You guys have really gotten better at showing affection
But I've got my own life to get back to
Don't forget, I'm not Pink Diamond!
Yes, we know that you're not her, but you were hers
You know what it meant to love her
And you remind us so much of her
Thanks, but I really gotta go

But, Steven!
I've disbanded my armies, I've liberated my colonies!
I never shouted! I'd never make anyone cry!
I've been saying please and thank you, even to lower life-forms!
What did we talk about?
Ugh, equal life-forms
Steven, we've done everything you've asked!
That's great! Good job! Keep it up!
Bye!