Arabian Nites

Bazookas and fisticuffs
Medicating in Porches
98-karat stick shift
Chinatown late-nite meals
Alfonso fiving me a backrub
2 pm laser vizzaginal rejuvenation
Triple album project
Detonatin' tracks like these
Magnums and barrettas
Part-time hostages in pottery classes
Blind date at the wax museam
Norwegian hockey players passed out in government limos
Prime ministers with cryogenic faces
Louis Vuitton suitcases
Autographs and paid vacations
Divorce papers and synthetic lubrications
Playin' you like top-40 stations
Ah you know the deal

Arabian nites
White satellites
Voodoo is tight
Like a sleek diamond ice

Airbrushed memories strewn like pamphlets into fifth Mississippis
Time-lapse footage of duct-taped lies
Animal frequencies pinching deodorized nerves
Cosmetic procedures on the cartilage of apocalypse
Mannequin tycoons with airport piano bar mystiques
Remodeling conjugal amaracus
Flexing like suburban Spartacus
Geting smacked up by unemployed hand models
Running out into the middle of traffic with beaujolais bottles

Arabian nites
White satellites
Voodoo is tight
Like sleek diamond ice.