Honeymoon Ashtray

F#m 244222

[Intro]
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* A * A * Bm C#m F#m * F#m *


[Verse 1]
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Early afternoon at the souvenir shop
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Bought a funny ashtray for a 
C#m  F#m
couple bucks
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Then we ate pizza under the 
       Bm
moonlight
   Em                  A       
Or we ate french fries under the 
       Bm
moonlight

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Why would any hotel have a 
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bearskin rug?
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Why would they assume I'm cool with
  Bm   C#m  F#m
 where it's from?
   Em              A             Bm
I murmured to you soaking in the sky
   Em              A             Bm
I murmured to you soaking in the sky


[Pre Chorus]
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--- Soon enough it can't get --- any
 darker
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--- We'll toss and turn once it --- 
F#m
starts getting hotter


[Interlude]
Continues after the ad
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                 Woo --- ah
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(** chords of chorus **)


[Verse 2]
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You can give me an ultimatum with a
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 loaded gun
A                                 
I still can't tell you what day of
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 the week we're on
      Em               A          
Some days I blink and suddenly 
   Bm
it's night
       Em                A        
And I broke my promise, didn't go 
    Bm
outside

 A                               
Dust collects the second that you 
  Bm C#m F#m
wipe it off
 A                               
Too late to vacuum, but not too 
Bm  C#m F#m
late to toss
     Em           A           
The roaches I discarded late at 
   Bm
night
     Em              A          
That piled up in the ashtray over 
   Bm
time


[Pre Chorus]
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--- It feels indicative --- of a 
disaster
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--- Manifestation of --- ambitions 
shattered
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--- And I'll lean into it --- and 
keep getting sadder


[Chorus]
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- It doesn't mean that it -- 
    D
really matters
A                         Bm     
- It doesn't mean that it -- 
    D
really matters
 A                         
Yeah, honestly, it doesn't -- 
Bm               D
doesn't even matter
A                         Bm     
- Everything's not just a -- 
    D
fucking omen
A                       Bm       
- Under the blankets in -- our 
     D
messy home


[Other]
         G                         
Let's remind each other what we're 
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doing right
        G                          
'Cause seek the cracks and surely 
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we will find
       G                           
Yeah, seek the cracks and surely 
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you will find
       G                  
Don't seek the cracks when 
                D A Bm
everything is fi-i-ine

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          Whooooooh
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               Honeymoon ashtray
* A  * A  * Bm  *  D  *
* A  * A  * Bm  *  D  *
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* Em * Em * Bm  * Bm  *
* Em * Em *  D  * Bm  *