Crazy Miranda

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C       G
Crazy Miranda

Am            G     Dm           
lives on propaganda she believes 
C            Am
anything she reads

            Dm          G
it could be one side or the other

Am                      G
Free Press or Time Life covers

Dm                    C           
she follows newsprint anywhere it 
Am
leads

                    Dm
but still she can't seem to read and
 nobody

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Bb                          F    Em
knows nobody knows what she needs

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            Dm - C - Dm
it could be love


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C                 G
All the pretty ladies textbooks

Am                       G
tell her how to have the next look

Dm                  C            
The Bible tells her stay as plain
        Am
 as you are

C                             G
she wants all the pretty boys beside
 her

Am                         G
to write some pretty words to guide 
her

Dm                             C 
to tell her than they love her 
                  Am
body as well as her mind

                       Dm          
she wants some kind of sign--a sign
    Bb
 of love

         F                 Em
oh never mind--she's not your kind.