Shiny
Jemaine Clement
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Em Am Well, Tamatoa hasn't always beenEm this glamAm Em I was a drab little crab onceAm C Now I know I can be happy as a clamD Because I'm beautiful, babyEm Am Did your granny say listen toEm your heartAm Be who you are on the insideEm Am I need three words to tear herC argument apartD Your granny lied! I'd rather beG ShinyC Like a treasure from a sunkenG pirate wreckC D Scrub the deck and make it lookG ShinyC I will sparkle like a wealthyAm woman's neckD Just a sec! Don't you knowEm C Fish are dumb, dumb, dumbEm They chase anything that glittersC D (beginners!)Em C Oh, and here they come, come, comeAm To the brightest thing that glittersD Mmm, fish dinnersEb I just love free foodContinues after the adEb And you look like seafood (Like seafood)Em Well, well, wellAm Little Maui's having trouble withEm his lookAm You little semi-demi-mini-godEm Am Ouch! What a terrible performanceC Get the hook (get it?)D You don't swing it like you usedEm to, manAm Yet I have to give you credit forEm my startAm Em And your tattoos on the outsideAm For just like you I made myself aCm work of artD I'll never hide; I can't, I'm tooG ShinyC Watch me dazzle like a diamond inG the roughC D Strut my stuff; my stuff is so...G ShinyC Send your armies but they'll neverAm be enoughD My shell's too toughEm C Maui man, you could try, try, tryEm But you can't expect a demi-godC To beat a decapod (look it up)Em C You will die, die, dieAm Now it's time for me to take apartD Your aching heartEb Bb Eb Far from the ones who abandoned youBb Eb Bb Chasing the love of these humansEb Bb Who made you feel wantedC Dm You tried to be toughEb F But your armour's just not hard enoughBb MauiG# Now it's time to kick your hiney, ever seen someone soG ShinyC Soak it in 'cause it's the lastG you'll ever seeC D C'est la vie mon ami, I'm soG ShinyC Now I'll eat you, so prepare yourAm final pleaD Just for meEb You'll never be quite as shinyEb You wish you were nice andG Shiny