Two Old Sidewinders

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[Verse 1] (Willie):
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You load the horses, I'll pack the 
riggin'
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Let's tell 'em goodbye and walk out
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 the door
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One drink and one kiss can lead to 
too many|
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We ought to know 'cause we've been
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 there before

[Verse 2] (Waylon):
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Eight hours of drivin' will put us 
in Houston
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Two hours of sleep to make it or 
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bust
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Eight seconds of glory to stay in 
the money
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And five year old whiskey to wash
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 down the dust

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[Chorus]
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That ain't no hill for a couple of 
climbers
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That's all we ever intended to be
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That ain't no hill for a couple of 
climbers
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Two old sidewinders like you and me

[Verse 3] (Willie):
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Let's find us a place and a couple 
of ladies
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Someone to lie to, someone to trust
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Someone who's impressed by a couple 
of outlaws
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Whose gold plated trophies have 
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turned into rust

[Verse 4] (Waylon):
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Now we're damn near broke and we 
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can't buy 'em whiskey
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Do you think they might settle for 
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a bottle of wine
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Well there's two over there, right 
near the jukebox
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Yours don't look bad hoss but 
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just look at mine

[Chorus]
A                        E
That ain't no hill for a couple of 
climbers
                   F#7         B7
That's all we ever intended to be
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That ain't no hill for a couple of 
climbers
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Two old sidewinders like you and me