A Man Walks Into A Bar

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A man walks into a bar
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orders a beer and a bowl of peanuts
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but the bar turns into a spaceship
and the bartender gives him a 
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haircut
I can’t remember the end of that 
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joke
you once told me to me when we 
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smoked
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on your father’s expensive cigars

all I remember is the part
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of a man walking into a bar


How many lovers does it take
to put a light bulb into a socket
and why did Mona Lisa smile
I have the answer written down in my
 pocket
I just remember I laughed ‘til I 
cried
because you told it to me with your 
funny voice
your southern dialect makes me 
rejoice
these special times we had
when love was just a silly gag


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I know why Mona Lisa smiled
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da Vinci must have been a really 
funny guy
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and laughter is the only way into 
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my heart


Summer night on a gravel road
you told me ‘bout your childhood 
friend Veronica
who was claimed to have swallowed a 
toe
then I picked up my harmonica


I know why Mona Lisa smiled
da Vinci must have been a really 
funny guy
and laughter is the only way into my
 heart


A man walks into a bar
orders a scotch and a bottle of coke
but the laughter is gone in his 
heart
you never told me the end of the 
joke…