For Everclear

| (G) (G#dim) | (D) (Bm) | (E) 
(Oh, all the names and 
(A) | (D)  | (D)
locations have been changed
To protect the innocent, which would
 be me)

[Verse]
      D                            
Well, I missed class today, slept 
                     G             
in a little late, had too much fun 
    D
last night
At least I got an "A" on my last 
                E               
test, I drank a case of Keystone 
 A
Light

      D                            
Well, that's the beer we drink 
      G                       D
here, you always get your money's 
worth
             G            G#dim   
You put your beer goggles on, and 
     D          Bm
they don't wear off
E            A          D
Until you're lovin' the worst

[Chorus]
                     G             
So, let's change the subject, well,
                 D
 how about those grades?
Well, there's an "A" in alcohol, a 
"B" in beer
A                             D
"C" is for the night class we live 
all year
G          G#dim            D   
"D" is for drunk, and there 
     Bm
ain't no "E"
    E               A     D
So, "F" is for, for Ever- clear

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    D                          
The teacher missed class today, 
                             G     
slept in a little late, had too 
            D
much fun last night
At least she took us up on our last 
         E                    A
offer to drink some warm, red wine

    D                              
She used to be a stripper at the 
               G                 D
Ol' Red Fox down on Highway sixty- 
nine
      G               G#dim        
Well, let me tell you friends, her 
D          Bm
shirt came off
E      A          D
By the end of the night

[Chorus]
                       G       
Well, let's change the subject, 
                       D
well, how about those grades?
Well, there's an "A" in alcohol, a 
"B" in beer
A                            D
"C" is for Ms. Carter who we love so
 dear
G          G#dim            D   
"D" is for drunk, and there 
     Bm
ain't no "E"
    E               A     D
So, "F" is for, for Ever- clear, 
okay, here's where it gets good

    D                              
So, we missed class today, slept in
                    G           
 a little late, had too much fun 
      D
last night
Well, I woke up this mornin' without
                  E                
 any warnin', Ms. Carter's layin' 
     A
by my side

      D                         
Well, I got a full ride all last 
            G                    D
night, she really knows her Sex Ed
    G         G#dim        D     Bm
And I learned more with my hands on
     E        A         D
Than any book I've ever read

[Chorus]
                       G       
Well, let's change the subject, 
                       D
well, how about those grades?
There's an "A" in alcohol, a "B" in 
beer,
A                              D
"C" is for Ms. Carter who's a- sleep
 right here
G          G#dim            D   
"D" is for drunk, and there 
     Bm
ain't no "E"
    E               A     D
So, "F" is for, for Ever- clear

         G          G#dim         
That ol' "D" is for drunk, and 
   D        Bm
there ain't no "E"
    E               A
So, "F" is for, for Everclear