For Everclear

| (G) (G#dim) | (D) (Bm) | (E) (A) | (D)  | (D)
(Oh, all the names and locations have been changed
To protect the innocent, which would be me)

[Verse]
      D                                                 G                 D
Well, I missed class today, slept in a little late, had too much fun last night
                                                 E                A
At least I got an "A" on my last test, I drank a case of Keystone Light

      D                                  G                       D
Well, that's the beer we drink here, you always get your money's worth
             G            G#dim        D          Bm
You put your beer goggles on, and they don't wear off
E            A          D
Until you're lovin' the worst

[Chorus]
                     G                              D
So, let's change the subject, well, how about those grades?
Well, there's an "A" in alcohol, a "B" in beer
A                             D
"C" is for the night class we live all year
G          G#dim            D        Bm
"D" is for drunk, and there ain't no "E"
    E               A     D
So, "F" is for, for Ever- clear

    D                                                       G                 D
The teacher missed class today, slept in a little late, had too much fun last night
                                             E                    A
At least she took us up on our last offer to drink some warm, red wine

    D                                             G                 D
She used to be a stripper at the Ol' Red Fox down on Highway sixty- nine
      G               G#dim        D          Bm
Well, let me tell you friends, her shirt came off
E      A          D
By the end of the night

[Chorus]
                       G                              D
Well, let's change the subject, well, how about those grades?
Well, there's an "A" in alcohol, a "B" in beer
A                            D
"C" is for Ms. Carter who we love so dear
G          G#dim            D        Bm
"D" is for drunk, and there ain't no "E"
    E               A     D
So, "F" is for, for Ever- clear, okay, here's where it gets good

    D                                                  G                 D
So, we missed class today, slept in a little late, had too much fun last night
                                                      E                     A
Well, I woke up this mornin' without any warnin', Ms. Carter's layin' by my side

      D                                     G                    D
Well, I got a full ride all last night, she really knows her Sex Ed
    G         G#dim        D     Bm
And I learned more with my hands on
     E        A         D
Than any book I've ever read

[Chorus]
                       G                              D
Well, let's change the subject, well, how about those grades?
There's an "A" in alcohol, a "B" in beer,
A                              D
"C" is for Ms. Carter who's a- sleep right here
G          G#dim            D        Bm
"D" is for drunk, and there ain't no "E"
    E               A     D
So, "F" is for, for Ever- clear

         G          G#dim            D        Bm
That ol' "D" is for drunk, and there ain't no "E"
    E               A
So, "F" is for, for Everclear