| (G) (G#dim) | (D) (Bm) | (E) (A) | (D) | (D)
(Oh, all the names and locations have been changed
To protect the innocent, which would be me)
[Verse]
D G D
Well, I missed class today, slept in a little late, had too much fun last night
E A
At least I got an "A" on my last test, I drank a case of Keystone Light
D G D
Well, that's the beer we drink here, you always get your money's worth
G G#dim D Bm
You put your beer goggles on, and they don't wear off
E A D
Until you're lovin' the worst
[Chorus]
G D
So, let's change the subject, well, how about those grades?
Well, there's an "A" in alcohol, a "B" in beer
A D
"C" is for the night class we live all year
G G#dim D Bm
"D" is for drunk, and there ain't no "E"
E A D
So, "F" is for, for Ever- clear
D G D
The teacher missed class today, slept in a little late, had too much fun last night
E A
At least she took us up on our last offer to drink some warm, red wine
D G D
She used to be a stripper at the Ol' Red Fox down on Highway sixty- nine
G G#dim D Bm
Well, let me tell you friends, her shirt came off
E A D
By the end of the night
[Chorus]
G D
Well, let's change the subject, well, how about those grades?
Well, there's an "A" in alcohol, a "B" in beer
A D
"C" is for Ms. Carter who we love so dear
G G#dim D Bm
"D" is for drunk, and there ain't no "E"
E A D
So, "F" is for, for Ever- clear, okay, here's where it gets good
D G D
So, we missed class today, slept in a little late, had too much fun last night
E A
Well, I woke up this mornin' without any warnin', Ms. Carter's layin' by my side
D G D
Well, I got a full ride all last night, she really knows her Sex Ed
G G#dim D Bm
And I learned more with my hands on
E A D
Than any book I've ever read
[Chorus]
G D
Well, let's change the subject, well, how about those grades?
There's an "A" in alcohol, a "B" in beer,
A D
"C" is for Ms. Carter who's a- sleep right here
G G#dim D Bm
"D" is for drunk, and there ain't no "E"
E A D
So, "F" is for, for Ever- clear
G G#dim D Bm
That ol' "D" is for drunk, and there ain't no "E"
E A
So, "F" is for, for Everclear
