E                       A
Well he was born in Oklahoma
A       B7                               E
And his wife's name was Betty Lou Thelma Liz
E                                      A
And he's not responsible for what he's doin'
A         B7                      E
Cause his mother made him what he is.

CHORUS
E                                          A
Well, it's up against the wall you redneck mother
B7                             E
Mother who has raised a son so well
E                                       A
Well he's thirty-four and drinkin' in a honky-tonk
A    B7                                E
Just kickin' hippies asses and raisin' hell.

E                           A
Well he sure does like that Falstaff beer
A           B7                                  E
He likes to chase it down with that Wild Turkey liquor
E                          A
He drives a '57 GMC pickup truck
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He got a gun rack and a Goat Ropers Need Love Too sticker

CHORUS

[The following verse is spoken]
E                                                        A
M is for the mud flaps she gave me for my pickup truck
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O is for the oil I put onto my hair
E
T is for T-Bird
A
H is for Haggard
B7
E is for eggs, and
B7      (no chord.....)
R is for . . . DD NECK

CHORUS

         B7                    E
So let's go down to Oklahoma USA