The Preacher And The Bear

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      Yea, here come the preacher!

[Verse 1]
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The preacher went out a huntin', it was on one Sunday morn'
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It was against his religion, but he took a shotgun along
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He got himself a mess o' mighty fine quail and one old scraggly hare
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And on the way home he crossed the path of a great big grizzly bear

[Verse 2]
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Well the bear got down lookin' ready to charge
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The preacher never seen nothin' quite that large
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They looked each other right smack in the eye
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Didn't take that preacher long to say bye
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The preacher, he run till he spotted a tree
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He said, "Up in that tree's where I oughta be"
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By the time that bear made a grab for him
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The preacher was a sittin' on top a that limb
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Scared to death, he turned about
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He looked to the sky and began to shout

[Chorus]
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"Hey lord, you delivered Daniel from the bottom of the lion's den
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You delivered Jonah from the belly of the whale and then
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The Hebrew children from the fiery furnace
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So the good books do declare
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Hey lord, if you can't help me,
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For goodness sake don't help that bear"

[Verse 3]
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Yea, look out preacher!
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Well, about that time the limb broke off and the preacher came tumblin' down
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Had a straight razor out of his pocket by the time he lit on the ground
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He landed on his feet right in front a that bear and Lord, what an awful fight
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The preacher and the bear and the razor and the hair just flyin' from left to right

[Verse 4]
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Well first they was up and then they was down
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The preacher the bear runnin' round an' round
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The bear he roared, and the the preacher he groaned
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Havin' a tough time holdin' his own!
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He said, "Lord if I get out a here alive
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Then to the good book I'll abide
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No more huntin' on the Sabbath day
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Come Sunday I'm headin' to the church to pray"
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Up to the heavens the preacher glanced
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He said, "Lord won't you give me just one more chance"
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So the preacher got away, he looked around
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Seen a tree where he'd be safe and sound
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Jumped on a limb, turned about
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Looked to the sky and began to shout

[Chorus]
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"Hey lord, you delivered Daniel from the bottom of the lion's den
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You delivered Jonah from the belly of the whale and then
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The Hebrew children from the fiery furnace
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So the good books do declare
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Hey lord, if you can't help me,
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For goodness sake don't help that bear"