Mama Gimmee Smack On The A**Hole

[BABY JANE]
Mama gimmee smack on the asshole!

[ANDREA]
Disgusting!

[BABY JANE]
Mama gimmee smack every night!

[ANDREA]
Do you want some?!

[BABY JANE]
Mama gimmee smack on the asshole,
Everything will be alright!

[ANDREA]
You fucking sicko! You frickin' pervert!
I am gonna woop your ass!
Dirty, stealing, stupid, fucking bitch!
Bitch! Bitch!

[BABY JANE]
Mama!

[ANDREA]
Bitch!

[BABY JANE]
Mama!

[ANDREA]
Bitch!

[BABY JANE]
Mama!

[ANDREA]
Bitch!

[BABY JANE]
Mama!

[ENSEMBLE]
Bitch! Bitch!

[MONTEL]
Everything will be al-

[ENSEMBLE]
Go, go, girl!
Take her eyes out!
Go, go, girl!
Rip her hair out!
Nothing more exciting,
Than bitches fighting,
Nothing more exciting,
Than bitches fighting!
Go, go, girl!
Slash her K-Mart pants!
Go, go, girl!
Burst her implants!

[JERRY (spoken)]
Alright, alright, alright! So, Montel. Andrea is your partner of two years.
Surely you must have something to say to her.

[MONTEL]
If you feel blue,
My advice to you is-

[WARM UP MAN]
Poop your fucking pants!

[ENSEMBLE]
Poop your fucking pants!

[MONTEL AND WARM UP MAN]
Poop your fucking pants!

[ENSEMBLE]
Poop your fucking pants!

[MONTEL AND WARM UP MAN]
Poop your fucking pants!

[ENSEMBLE]
Why don't you poop your pants?!

[MONTEL AND WARM UP MAN]
Poop your fucking pants!

[ENSEMBLE]
Poop! Poop your pants, poop your pants!
Poop your pants!
Poop your fu-u-u-ucking pants!

[ANDREA]
Stop this fucking shit!

[ENSEMBLE]
Loser! Loser!

[ANDREA]
Show me some respect!

[ENSEMBLE]
Loser! Loser!

[ANDREA]
Do you want some?!

[ENSEMBLE]
Wo-o-o-oah, bitch!

[JERRY (spoken)]
You know, I never wanted to be a talk show host.... Well, here we go...

[ENSEMBLE]
Bitch!

[ANDREA]
Do you want some?
Come and get it,
Come and get it,
Motherfuckers!
Come and get it,
Come and get it!

[MONTEL]
I wish you could like her,
Like her, then wipe her...

[ENSEMBLE]
Diaper!

[ANDREA]
Fuck you!

[ENSEMBLE]
Diaper! Poopy!
Diaper! Poopy!
Diaper!

[ANDREA]
That's enough!

[ENSEMBLE]
Diaper! Poopy!
Diaper! Poopy!
Diaper!

[ANDREA]
Baby, please...

[ENSEMBLE]
Wo-o-o-o-ah! Diaper!

[ANDREA]
Baby!

[ENSEMBLE]
Poopy!

[ANDREA]
Baby...

[ENSEMBLE]
Diaper!
Poopy!
Diaper!
Dia-dia-dia-dia-per!