Guinea Pig

F#m
Sometimes I dress like I'm homeless
Bm                         G
Sometimes I dress like I'm homeful
F#m
Sometimes I dress like a homeboy
Bm                       G
Sometimes I dress like a homo


[Chorus]
A
Monday, I dress like a skater
A7
Tuesday, I dress like a hater
D                         D7
Wednesday, I dress like a piece of 
shit
C#m
Thursday, I dress like a player


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[Verse 2]
F#m
When I go out on the weekend
Bm                       G
I dress the way that I'm feeling

Ooo, baby, yeah, yeah


[Chorus]
A
Monday, I dress like a skater
A7
Tuesday, I dress like a hater
D                          D7
Wednesday, I dress like a piece of 
shit
C#m
Thursday, I dress like a player



[Verse 3]
Bm7               Bm
And when it comes to my clothes
E
Bitch, I do it like a pro
A                 F#m
Even if I'm not alright
Bm7                Bm
I'll be looking so good
E                             A
You'll wanna stand next to me every 
night
Bm7                Bm
I'll be looking so good
E                             A
You'll wanna stand next to me every 
night

Mhm

[Other]
Bm7 Bm E A
Bm7 Bm E A