Strange Thing, Mystifying

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It seems to me a strange thing 
C     Cm
mystifying
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That a man like you can waste his 
                     G
time on women of her kind
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Yes I can understand that she amuses

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But to let her stroke you, kiss 
                       G
your hair is hardly in your line

              F    C        
It's not that I object to her 
      G
profession
         F              C      
But she doesn't fit in well with 
    F                 G
what you teach and say
            F            C 
It doesn't help us if you're 
        G
inconsistent
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           F              C       
They only need a small excuse to 
F           G
put us all away

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Who are you   to criticize her?
Who are you   to despise her?
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Leave her, Leave her, let her be now
Ab         Bb    Fm
Leave her, Leave her, she's with me 
now
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If your slate is clean - then
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 you can throw stones
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If your slate is not -   then
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 leave her alone

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I'm amazed that men like you can 
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be so shallow, thick and slow
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There's not a man among you who 
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knows or cares if I come or go
      Ab        Bb  Fm
All   No you're wro-ong!   You're 
very wrong
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How can you say that?   How 
Bbm  Cm  Bbm   Cm
can you say that?
Cm  Bbm  Cm   Bbm  Cm   Cm  
How can you say that?   How 
Bbm  Cm  Bbm   Cm
can you say that?

Not one - not one of you