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Am                   Gm  
I am your neighbour I seem most respectable  
Am                    Gm          D#  
But underneath I'm an iniquitous toad  
Am                  Gm  
So many dreadful mishaps have befallen you  
F           C           Am  
Down at the end of your road  
        F             C           Am  
And I live down the end of your road  
 
Am                       Gm  
I'm working on ways to remove you from paradise  
Am                                 Gm           D#  
From your striped lawn and your new swimming pool  
Am                     Gm  
I place broken bottles in your geraniums  
F             C         Am  
Sabotage your gardening tools  
      F             C           Am  
And I live down the end of your road  
 
D        F          C               G  
By day I am a real estate { agent } gentleman  
  D            F          C            D  
I deal in fine properties cheap at the price  
F            G            C G         F  
Under dark I plan my most devious practices  
G                              Am       Am  Gm  
Which you might not think very nice  
 
Am                      Gm  
Designing a system to reverse your plumbing  
Am                       Gm           D#  
Welling up as you sit on your private throne  
Am                   Gm  
All kind of vile and despicable nasties  
F                C                Am  
You would rather not have in your home  
      F             C           Am  
And I live down the end of your road  
 
Solo      D#  F  C  F#  G#  D#  F  C  D  E  
 
Am                               Gm  
Dispensed loathsome creatures in your drawing room  
Am                     Gm           D#  
Sent doggy poo-poos in your morning mail  
Am                          Gm  
Rat's heads and larks wings { should } set your tongues turning  
F                    C           Am  
And your houses will soon be for sale  

      F             C           Am          F             C           Am  
And I live down the end of your road, Yes I live down the end of your road  
       F             C           Am          F             C           Am  
Well I live down the end of your road, And I live down the end of your road  
F           C           Am          F             C           Am  
Down at the end of your road, Yes I live down the end of your road  
  F                  C           Am    F                G           Am  
I live down at the end of your road, I live down at the end of your road