Plain Jane

[Intro]

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[Verse]

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   You wear couture clothing like a hunter wears camoflauge
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   Hiding insecurity, hoping no one ever catches on
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   You like to read scientific magazines like Vanity Fair
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   There was a well-written article about serotonin in there
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    You keep the same company you think Coco kept too

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    You wear a bracelet on your wrist that says What Would Elvis Do?

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    You make snide comments in private but in public you're fashionably green

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    You're ironic, but not too proud to brag, you know what it really means

[Chorus]

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    Cynicism has begun to numb the pain
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    And fashion still works until you realize you're the same
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    Plain Jane

[Verse]

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    You have a rock hard body but you only make love in the dark
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    Beneath painted lips you're afraid they'll see what's really in your heart
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    You say cool things like "At least murder is interesting"
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    'Cause the worst crime a person can commit in life is to be boring

[Chorus]

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    Cynicism has begun to numb the pain
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    And fashion still works until you realize you're the same
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    Plain Jane

[Bridge]

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    Such a sweet face, just embrace the real you
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    You will see it's just lovely and more than enough to be
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    Loved
    Yes, loved
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    Loved

[Chorus]

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    Cynicism has begun to numb the pain
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    And fashion still works until you realize you're the same

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    Plain
    What's wrong with plain old...

[Otro]

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   Jane?
   I kinda like plain Jane
   I like plain Jane