E7
Gonna tell you a story you won't believe
     A7
But I fell in love last Friday evening
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With a girl I saw on the bar room TV screen

E7
Well I was just getting ready to grab my hat
     A7
When she caught my eye and I put it back
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And I ordered myself a couple more shots and beers

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The night that I fell in love with a Roller Derby Queen
(Round and round, oh round and round)
G                          A7           B7
Meanest hunk of women that anybody ever seen
Down in the arena

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She was five-foot-six and two-fifteen
    A7
A bleached-blond mama with a streak of mean
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She knew how to knuckle and she knew how to scuffle and fight

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The roller derby program said
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That she was built like a 'frigerator with a head
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Her fans called her Tuffy But all her friends called her Spike

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The night that I fell in love with a Roller Derby Queen
(Round and round, oh round and round)
G                          A7           B7
Meanest hunk of women that anybody ever seen
Down in the arena

E7
Round and round, go round and round
A7
Round and round, go round and round

( B7  A7  E7 )

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Well I could not help it but I fell in love
     A7
With this heavy duty women I've been speaking of
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Things were kinda bad till the day she skated into my life

E7
Well she might be nasty, and she might be fat
     A7
But I never met a person who would tell her that
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She's my big blonde bomber, my heavy-handed hackensack mama

E7             G                    A7             E7
The night that I fell in love with a Roller Derby Queen
(Round and round, oh round and round)
G                          A7           B7
Meanest hunk of women that anybody ever seen
Down in the arena

E7
Round and round, go round and round
A7
Round and round, go round and round

( B7  A7  E7 )