Winter Olympic

Jimmy Fallon

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    Tina: Well, the Winter Olympics start next week and no one's more excited about this than our own Jimmy Fallon.

    Jimmy: Alright thanks Tina. The 2002 Winter Olympics start next week and the theme song to the olypics is "America" by Neil Diamond. Now no offense to Neil Diamond but that songs good, it's also over 20 years old. So I thought maybe I cold change the words to some more recent songs and see if they maybe want to use those ones in stead. Uh, you should highlight events, like downhill skiing.

    (to Five For Fighting's "Superman")
    I can go downhill
    On the icy snow
    Dressed up in my unitard
    Where else can I go
    I'm only a man
    On two skinny red skis
    Instead of cologne
    I'm wearing antifreeze
    I can't even tell
    If I'm winning the race
    Because snot is frozen on my face
    It's not easy
    To downhill ski

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    And the uh, Winter Olympics, they just happen to be in February, which is also black history month. I think that's perfect, considering how much black people love winter sports.

    (To Ludacris' "Roll Out")
    What in the world was on your mind
    What you got on your mind
    A couple of dudes with nose bleeds
    And it's hard to breate
    At that height people
    It's just white people
    Because
    Ain't no homies
    Play hockey
    If it's below 30
    You can bite me
    I turn up my sony
    Til you stop that
    I'm gonna see a movie
    With a hot pack
    Thaw out!

    One good reason to tune in this year is the new event called "Skeleton," where an Olympian lays on this tiny metal sled on their stomach, and goes head-first down the mountain. It's insane.

    (To Nickelback's "How You Remind Me")
    Never made it as a luge man
    Couldn't hack it on the bobsled
    Now you don't have to remind me
    Of how I will get hurt
    You don't have to remind me
    Haven't done it since the 40's
    Go down a mountain like 50 stories
    All the drugs that I'll be takin'
    For all the bones that I'll be breakin'
    I will cry
    I could die
    The'll have to find my body at the bottom
    These few words in my head
    Tell me "don't die don't die don't die on the sled"
    Yeah, yeah
    Oh please don't die on that little sled!

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