Ain't That a Kick In The Head

How lucky can one guy be,
I kissed her and she kissed me,
like the fella once said,
ain't that a kick in the head.
I bob and weave keep
an ace up my sleeve
Somebody open up a window in this joint,
I can't breath
Got a permanent bar stool
down at the Can't Care Lounge Honey
here's the chips,
Lay em down
I get drownded in the beautiful sounds
that the cash register makes
When I get my take Its like dinner
at the White House with good booze
and plates of potatoes and steaks
Never punch a guy with a nice wrist watch on
Honey let's take a ride in my Cadillac
And put the sex back in the car
where it belongs
Look at chump change over hear.
Only puttin a hundred down on the bout,
I'll put a thousand down,
now lets go ta town or will that tap you out

I get scared
I might get picked up for vagrancy
Make a move kid
I get sick of your habbadashery.
I got girls at the hotel upstairs
Waiting for me

My first name's Jimmy
My last name's Luxury
I'm lucky as a rummy
Getting locked in a distillery
I got a slot machine arm,
a hundred proof wink
And a million dollar smile full of charm.