Cartoons And Vodka

[Intro] Bm  F#

[First Part]

                Bm               
Baby I've been stompin' around in 
                     E           F#
these heels for all the goddamn day
      Bm                      
I got aches and annoyance from 
           E       F#
living to earn my pay
         Bm                      
Yet some piece and quiet from you 
              D         F#
would really go a long way
           Bm
So ease it down

[Pre-Chorus]

            A          G
You see I'm tired, I'm spent
           D
I'm really feeling my age
         A                G       
You know life is twice as hard 
                D
when you're living half on the stage
      Em              A         D
And I barely have the energy to 
             Bm
sing you this song
                  Em           A
So let's get some cartoons and Vodka
           D         Bm
And do 'em all night long

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[Chorus]

G    A            D              
Oooh boy, are you ready for some 
Bm
fun?
          Em              A   
Drink 'em down, drink 'em down, 
            D     F#
drink 'em down, oooh

[Second Part]

                      Bm         
You can call me juvenile, but I'm 
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picky on how I spend my time
                Bm                 
Don't you know, it takes two crates
                     E            
 of makeup to go out lookin' this 
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fine
             Bm                    
I don't work these nails to the 
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bone to hear you squabble and whine
           Bm
So help me out

[Pre-Chorus]

                            A      
You better believe that I'm hot, 
  G
I'm wet
         D
And it's really not fair
                  A                
Takes more than a tall cool glass 
  G                    D
of you, there honey, to bring me up 
for air
         Em                A  
And I've been too blown to rest 
                    D            Bm
these bones for a long country mile
                  Em           A
So let's get some cartoons and Vodka
         D           Bm
And put 'em on for a while

[Chorus]

G    A              D            
Oooh boy, now gimme some of that 
Bm
smile
          Em              A   
Drink 'em down, drink 'em down, 
            D     F#
drink 'em down, oooh

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[Chorus]

G    A            D              
Oooh boy, are you ready for some 
Bm
fun?
          Em              A   
Drink 'em down, drink 'em down, 
            D     F#
drink 'em down, oooh

[Outro] E  A  D  B